The Meme Market Report by MEMEKAMI

Mfer CFO in neon boardroom pitching a $BTC/$ETH “treasury pivot” as charts glitch on a CRT projector.

Bitcoin ETF Outflows, Uniswap $UNI Burn, and Tr...

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Bitcoin price nerves, a massive $UNI burn, and companies “acquiring crypto” collide in one week of crypto news—plus what it signals for DeFi, Web3, and traders.

Bitcoin ETF Outflows, Uniswap $UNI Burn, and Tr...

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Bitcoin price nerves, a massive $UNI burn, and companies “acquiring crypto” collide in one week of crypto news—plus what it signals for DeFi, Web3, and traders.

Sleepy ape trader sees $BTC futures OI dump to 8-month low; leverage ghosts evaporate over CRT chart; resigned stare.

Bitcoin Price Mood Swings: BTC Futures, ETF Flo...

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Today’s crypto news: $BTC leverage detox, ETF flow panic vs reality, and a Solana stablecoin faceplant that somehow lived.

Bitcoin Price Mood Swings: BTC Futures, ETF Flo...

MEMEKAMI

Today’s crypto news: $BTC leverage detox, ETF flow panic vs reality, and a Solana stablecoin faceplant that somehow lived.

Hooded penguin at CRT desk watching fake Chrome update drain $BTC $ETH $SOL from Trust Wallet, resigned.

Trust Wallet Hack Meets Bitcoin Price Wick & Et...

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A Trust Wallet extension hack, a Bitcoin price wick jumpscare, and an Ethereum update delay—three memes that explain today’s cryptocurrency market.

Trust Wallet Hack Meets Bitcoin Price Wick & Et...

MEMEKAMI

A Trust Wallet extension hack, a Bitcoin price wick jumpscare, and an Ethereum update delay—three memes that explain today’s cryptocurrency market.

Sleepy trader avatar watching $BTC/$ETH ETF outflows (IBIT, ETHE) while holiday lights blink like red candles

Bitcoin Price Glitch to $24K, Polymarket Login ...

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Crypto trading hit peak absurdity: a $BTC flash-crash, Polymarket login chaos, and ETF outflows—plus what it signals for market mood.

Bitcoin Price Glitch to $24K, Polymarket Login ...

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Crypto trading hit peak absurdity: a $BTC flash-crash, Polymarket login chaos, and ETF outflows—plus what it signals for market mood.

Anime commuters sprint to neon Stablecoin Station; vending machine stablecoins; $USDC $JPY $KRW payments

Airdrop Points Get Nerfed as Stablecoins Sprint...

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Three charts, one mood: airdrop “points” evolve, stablecoins go mainstream, and Bitcoin price debates gold again—sharp crypto news with meme-grade insight.

Airdrop Points Get Nerfed as Stablecoins Sprint...

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Three charts, one mood: airdrop “points” evolve, stablecoins go mainstream, and Bitcoin price debates gold again—sharp crypto news with meme-grade insight.

Mfers in lifeboat labeled BLUE CHIPS while cute altcoins splash below; caption: Altseason cancelled. $BTC $ETH

Year-End $BTC Leverage Mood, Altseason Denial, ...

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Today’s crypto news is pure 2025: $BTC leverage warms up, altcoins get ghosted, and Japan tightens the vibe—meme energy, real market signals.

Year-End $BTC Leverage Mood, Altseason Denial, ...

MEMEKAMI

Today’s crypto news is pure 2025: $BTC leverage warms up, altcoins get ghosted, and Japan tightens the vibe—meme energy, real market signals.